minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via alittlebitinlovewithamentalist)

singasaranade:

The Mindy Project + tumblr text posts

(via bossypants)

leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

(via pizza)

"I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement."

— one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)

(Source: queerbrienne, via kristenwiiggle)

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sadgurl95:

CAUSE I HATE THE OCEAN, THEME PARKS, AND AIRPLANES
TALKING WITH STRANGERS, WAITING IN LINE 

(via high-fivingamillionangels)

"Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.
When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example."

— Brian Lord.org (via wonderwoundedhearers)

(Source: gypsy-hip, via eekoenig)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

Daniel Radcliffe  (via potteraddicted)

(via the-cinnamon-peelers-wife)

Dan Rad is seriously getting better with age. He may not be the most conventionally pretty of the HP cast, but damn if he isn’t the sassiest.

(via verycunninglinguist)

(Source: hankgreensmoustache, via alittlebitinlovewithamentalist)